Our lawyers are of the utmost quality that our endowment can purchase. In good faith, they have drafted these corporate policies for the staff here at Newsweakly. Given our committment to the highest of ethical standards, we choose not to hide these policies, but rather to expose them to the light of the world, as we uncover their meaning.
The endowment purchased the services of this "lawyer" for USD$5.95 at a bookstore in D.C. And, before you think this was a shady transaction typical of the nation's capital, we should point out that, in the strictest sense of the word, our "lawyer" is a book by a fine author that we highly recommend for your reading pleasure (the link goes to Amazon.com): X-Treme Latin: All the Latin You Need to Know for Surviving the 21st Century
by Henry Beard
Headline Books, London: 2004